Top Ten Armies: 03/29/15

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In the midst of an escalating conflict centered around the Army of Club Penguin and the Light Troops, we see two armies make large leaps into the Top 3 in a week with no new additions to our list.

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Top 30 Armies of All Time: 30-26

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The topic of “best army of all time” is one that has long been debated, and for many people, the opinion has differed. In the eyes of new troops, armies like the Ice Warriors and Doritos seem to be the most dominant armies at the time. For those who haven’t been in the community long, they have not gotten to witness some armies flourish. While it’s easy to count the best armies of all time solely based on Top Tens, what if we take into account everything from the creation of the Club Penguin Army onward? Thus, we bring you a six-part series that we are very excited to begin: The Top 30 Armies of All Time.

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Golds Enter Lockdown

FLIPPERS, Golds Empire- In a recent turn of events, the Golds Army has entered a lockdown, and now we are all left wondering, what could have caused this recent development?

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Fiasco on Fjord

FJORD, Nacho Empire - As the Battle of Fjord was short-lived yesterday, the Light Troops look to re-invade the Nachos’ capital server. Along for the ride this time were three more armies. These armies included the Ice Warriors, the Doritos, and the Army of Club Penguin.

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Doritos Declare War on the Ice Warriors

SUMMIT, DCP Capital – Following an extremely intense battle on Fjord, Nachos Capital, that involved the Army of Club Penguin, the Nachos, the Light Troops, the Doritos, and the ice Warriors, one army has made the decision to finally declare war after committing itself to minor skirmishes and full-blown battles.

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The Short-Lived Battle of Fjord

FJORD, Nacho Empire - As the war between the Nachos, ACP and Light Troops begins to heat up, the Nachos look to defend their memorial server, Fjord.

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Air Force Ends Conflict With Water Ninjas

SNOWY RIVER, Air Force Capital- An ongoing war in our community has drawn to a close, and it seems a victor has been declared…

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Club Penguin Legalizes Marijuana (ft. Lild)

KLONDIKE, CPAC HQ, Mach’s Office, Lild’s Crack Den In a surprising turn of events, Club Penguin has announced they will celebrate 4/20 by releasing a year-long marijuana themed party. With this announcement comes the legalization of weed, along with the leaking of several new items, including “Reefer Puffles,” “Weekly Blaze Parties,” and “Snoop Dogg background music.” Instead of sippin’ on gin and juice and droppin’ it like it’s hot, he’s hittin’ that pipe with brand new songs like “Slippin’ on Snow and Ice” and “Throw it [snowball] like it’s cold. Disney, which is known for its controversial decisions, has made one of the most subtle changes to Club Penguin since it’s merger with League of Legends, which you can see here. Along with Snoop Dogg being a new sponsor, they also hired the controversial J.R Smith, who agreed to an interview with us while he “wasn’t” high. Continue reading for major news on the biggest update of Club Penguin since 6 hours ago!

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Tensions Rise Between Doritos and Ice Warriors

KLONDIKE, CPAC Headquarters – The Doritos and Ice Warriors, whose tensions first manifested before the March Madness III Final in which the latter army came out on top, are now growing even more bitter towards each other. With the evident animosity that each army holds for the other, could this lead to a possible war, or the expansion of a current one?

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Ice Warriors Declare War on Light Troops

SUB ZERO, Ice Warriors Capital – In a not so shocking turn of events, the Ice Warriors have declared war on the Light Troops following the recent tensions between the two armies, the ACP and the Nachos.

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Light Troops to Invade Multiple Armies for… Amber Rose

ICE BOX, LT Empire – The controversial Light Troops and their infamous leader Waterkid, “brother” of “Sierra,” have decided to declare war on the Ice Warriors, DoritosRedemption Force, and the Water Vikings. In what clearly looks like a case of “biting off more than you can chew,” the Light Troops, who already have a conflict with the ACP, are pouring a little too much water into this kid’s glass. Continue reading for even more on this slightly amusing new revelation!

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Hi, Look At Me!

KLONDIKE, CPAC HQ – If you plan to read this post, be prepared to watch your army get called out.

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Statement Regarding CPAC’s Twitter Account

KLONDIKE, CP Army Central Headquarters, Social Media Lounge – A few of you already know this, but for those who don’t, CPAC’s active Twitter account was recently taken over and defaced in an act of pure hatred towards the site.

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Nachos Join The War Against LT

BLIZZARD, Nachos Empire - As the war between ACP and LT rages on, recent circumstances have brought the Nachos into the game.

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Army of Club Penguin Shuts Down

BREEZE, Collapsed ACP Empire - After nearly nine years of being open, and having the longest streak of domination our community has ever seen, the ACP has made the decision that, after all the anxieties and controversies it has been met with, it will be closing down, meeting armies in the CP graveyard like the Underground Mafias Army and the Army (of the) RepublicNot only have they made the huge decision to close their army, but they also released what they plan to do with their nation and even Boomer’s statement of “selling the ACP site on Craigslist.” Sadness, personal experiences, and a heartfelt goodbye composed by several ACP legends, including commentary from the likes of Oagalthorp and Shaboomboom… Continue reading for even more.

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