Top Ten Armies: 01/25/15

In what was a relatively unimpressive week, we see a former world power take a huge drop out of the Top Ten while three armies see themselves ranked on our Top Ten for the first time in their history, one of which clocks in inside the Top Five.

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CPAC Superbowl XLVIV Party

KLONDIKE, CPAC Headquarters — Last year, we held the second ever Superbowl Party here at CPA Central, which was met with extreme success. This year, Zakster and myself will once again be overseeing a celebration for the Superbowl XLVIV. 

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Redemption Force Returns To The Community

THERMAL, Redemption Force Capital – After shutting down due to a deficit of experienced leaders and active troops, Redemption Force had shut down on the 27th of October. Four months later, Redemption Force Creator Reacon decides to revive the army after shutting down months ago. Continue reading

[Battle In Review] – Golds vs Ice Warriors || Battle of Northern Lights

UPDATE: Results posts added

NORTHERN LIGHTS, Golds Empire – As the IW/Golds War begun some days ago, many battles have occurred between these two armies. Most invasions till now have been mostly one-sided or ending with the other army ignoring the battle. However, it is undeniable to say that most impressive battle in the war until now has been the battle of Northern Lights.

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What’s Better? One or Multiple Leaders?

KLONDIKE, CPAC Philosophy Desk – A lot of individuals in this community have had deep thoughts about what was more effective, a leadership with only one person, or a leadership with multiple people taking responsibility for the functions of the army. I’m here to discuss this argument and truly debunk which is more effective.

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Light Troops Declare War on Redemption Force

ICEBOX, Light Troops Capital – The Redemption Force, the once major S/M army, after returning back to the community with new leaders such as Taco and Reacon, and Tax1 as advisor, face a huge challenge. The Light Troops, who are rising incredibly, has officially declared war on them. Continue reading

Ice Warriors Declare War on Golds Army

SUB ZERO, Ice Warriors Capital - With their entrance into the SM Army Press community, the Ice Warriors have taken it upon themselves to declare war on the Golds army.

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Battle in Review – Water Vikings vs. Nachos

FJORD, Water Vikings Capital – Following an impressive week for the Water Vikings, who achieved the 3rd overall spot on last week’s CPA Central Top 10, face the Nachos army in an interesting Practice Battle. Continue reading

Legendary Satire Poem Contest Winners

KLONDIKE, CPAC Headquarters – After many great submissions of satirical poems about our legends, and a few other members of the CP Army Community, here are the winners of the contest.

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Cherries Merge Into Omegas

After the recent rise with the new army, the Cherries the creator named Trevor has decided to shut down Cherries and merge into the army named the Omegas. Will this be the end of Cherries forever?  Continue reading

Albc & Gtudsd Temporarily Removed From Ice Warriors Leadership

SUB ZERO, Ice Warriors Empire – In what is described as a historic day for the Ice Warriors, Iceyfeet1234 and Albert, the 1st and 2nd leaders of the army, have taken interim charge – with Icey stating that several attempted coups were part of the reason for this.

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Rebel Penguin Federation Rebellion Breaks Out

TUXEDO, Rebel Penguin Federation Capital - Into this exhilarating week we have an uprising army name the RPF Marines that were created by Elmikey. Continue reading

The Underground Mafias Army Returns To The Community

FLURRY, UMA Command –  On October 7th, 2014 we saw the shutdown of a once major army, the Underground Mafia Army of Club Penguin. This shutdown was enforced due to their name not showing on Club Penguin making it impossible to recruit. However, within four months, the UMA Army has been revived by UMA legends and leaders, Step and Niceguy09. An interview with NiceGuy09 is also included on UMA’s resurrection.

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The Alpha Conference

KLONDIKE, CPAC Headquarters – In light of recent events, I, along with several others, have come to the conclusion that an army-wide conference should be held so that top figures of the army world will be able to discuss these issues. Hence, the Alpha Conference.

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Club Penguin Merging With League of Legends?

KELOWNA, Club Penguin Headquarters - In a shocking report from early this morning, representatives from Club Penguin and League of Legends met in Kelowna, British Colombia in the Club Penguin HQ. The two games, both popular with kids aged 10-69, decided that since they are practically the same thing, they will be combining and turn into Club League of Penguin Legends. But what does this mean for CP armies? Will it be good to get a bunch of try-hard 40 year old virgins added to our chatrooms, or will we struggle? Read more to find out ;)

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