War Review: Thugs vs. Night Rebels

KLONDIKE, CPA Central Headquarters – For 10 days now, the Thugs of Club Penguin and the Night Rebels have been battling in war. Giving the Thugs of Club Penguin an advantage is the Night Rebels’ recent inactivity.

The war first started with the Thugs of Club Penguin releasing a post stating the declaration of war against the Night Rebels on the 8th of January, 2017. Mutee, Poseidon112, and Bradley went on calling the Night Rebels pure cancer and the “Night Retards”. Below you can view the full post from the Thugs’ post regarding the declaration of war against the Night Rebels:

All I have to say is, these Night Retards are gonna get fucked hard in the ass, for sure. Invasions start Monday, Jan 9th. You fucking fat cunts, go die in a pit of lava, no one will care. By the way, yes, we know we’re a ”shitty,” army, but let’s be real here, comparing ours to yours, yours is pure cancer. Kthxbye. Ily NR. You are bae. <3.

unknown edit: you f*cking *ssholes u will invade our servers huh? u wanna fight huh? bring it on bitches. we’ve got the mighty nachos ss with us. f*ck u neegurs

Mutee, Thugs Overseer, Poseidon112, Thug Lord and Bradley, Thugs Leader.

Invasion of Artic [Thugs Victory]

Invasions started on the 9th and 10th of January 2017 and went on for the next couple of days. The first invasion from the Thugs of Club Penguin was a victory for the Thugs as the Night Rebels didn’t show up to defend the server, Artic. This gave the Thugs the first victory while successfully maxing 10 and averaging 7.

Invasion of Abominable [Thugs Victory]

The next invasion that was held was the invasion of the server, Abominable, by the Thugs of Club Penguin. The server, Abominable, was successfully invaded by the Night Rebels on the 4th of January but is now in the hands of the Thugs. The Thugs, who successfully maxed 9 and averaged 8 successfully won back their former server from the Night Rebels who did not show up again to defend it from the hands of the Thugs of Club Penguin which gave the Thugs an automatic victory.

Invasion of Ice Box [Thugs Victory]

On the 14th of January, the Thugs of Club Penguin successfully invaded the server, Ice Box, from the Night Rebels nation. The Night Rebels once again did not show up to defend while the Thugs of Club Penguin went on and successfully maxed 11 and averaged 10 with good tactics.

Invasion of Bobsled [Thugs Victory]

On the same day of the invasion of Ice Box, the Thugs of Club Penguin invaded Bobsled from the Night Rebels who didn’t show up at all. The Thugs of Club Penguin maxed 7 and averaged 6 with good tactics.


Invasion of Jack Frost [Thugs Victory]

After the invasions of Ice Box and Bobsled, the Thugs of Club Penguin went forward and invaded Jack Frost successfully while maxing 7 and averaged 5 as the Night Rebels did not show up to defend their server. The Thugs were given the victory as the Night Rebels didn’t show up. The war looks promising for the Thugs of Club Penguin.

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Invasion of North Pole [Thugs Victory]

The Thugs decided to then go and invade the Night Rebels’ capital, North Pole. The Night Rebels did not show up and defend again for their capital. The Thugs of Club Penguin maxed 7 and averaged 5 and took home the victory.

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Invasion of Permafrost [Thugs Victory]

The Thugs of Club Penguin invaded one of the finals servers, Permafrost. Night Rebels did not show up as for the other invasions as well. The Thugs maxed 7 and averaged 5 and successfully invaded the server.

Invasion of Puddle [Thugs Victory]

Once again, the Night Rebels did not show up and defend for the server, Puddle. The Thugs of Club Penguin maxed 9 and averaged 7 and won the invasion of Puddle. It’s too late for the Night Rebels to rebuild and win the war right now.

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Victory March on the North Pole

In celebration of killing the Night Rebels, the Thugs of Club Penguin decided to do a victory march on the Night Rebels’ former capital, North Pole. They maxed 7 and averaged 6 with okay tactics throughout the event.

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Interview with Mutee, Thugs Overseer:

CPAC: How do you feel about winning the war against the Night Rebels?

Mutee: I feel great, we finally took revenge on those weak tards for invading us, we proved we’re not weak and helpless and we can take armies larger than us, on.

CPAC: Now that the war with the Night Rebels is over, do you plan on going to war with any other armies?

Mutee: No, we’ll be staying out of war for now unless anything unexpected comes up by surprise.

CPAC: Do you have any finals comments that you would like to add?

Mutee: NR are jews, any viewer who sees them must execute them at once.

From the interview above, Mutee states that the Thugs of Club Penguin wouldn’t be participating in any wars unless anything comes by where the Thugs have to defend themselves in war.

What do YOU think? Do you think that something will happen to the Thugs soon? Will the Night Rebels get revenge on the Thugs after their rebuild? Here at CPA Central, we value YOUR opinion!

Ben // ThatWaryGuy

CPA Central Reporter


18 Responses

  1. Beating a war with a dead army, what an accomplishment!

    • Winning not beating*

    • ok then : )

    • ryan go do your ballet

      • Stopped doing ballet a long time ago bro. But I heard that there is a beginning ballet class for people around your maturity level, ages 4-6 girls, why don’t you go see if they’ll let you in?

        • I’m not a girl Lol u noob
          And if u stopped doing ballet go start doing it again cause that’s what suits you not this 🙂

          • If I were to get into a verbal fight here, it’d be hard because I don’t like to see my enemies cry their little eyes out.

  2. Before l get started about how l am seeing this post, l am laughing my ass off when l see them calling the Night Rebels a “weak” army. Thugs, if l see you anymore talking s*** about Night Rebels while l am gone, then there will be consequences. You invaded the servers when you are so scared, when NR invaded your server aka Abominable BEFORE the break day. You knew you are weak, Thugs. You ran away from us. Now, l asked you leaders about the servers and l want to apology for invading your server. NR leaders had their break day, but they were too busy with school and job. So like l said, if you ever talk sh** about the Night Rebels, then you are at your own risk. I can bring it back, just for you guys. Your present will be deadly hurt. 💀
    So, l need 3/4 leaders in an agreement for the servers when l see you on the chat.

    • i’m not gonna read through this whole shit, i’d like a tl;dr pls ❤

    • Thugs trashed you guys ahahahahahahaha

      • Trashing a dead army is impressive.

        • Better than bot raiding armies and killing it

          • And who knew that I was bot raiding?

        • Remove Nachos from name. You no longer deserve to hold that honour.

          • And the army doesn’t deserve to be living in hell under your dictatorship. You have no right to strip me of my title of a former leader other than your personal vendetta. Go to hell.

            • ok qarv

    • Ehh we ain’tgiving servers back eeven if u suck mutee’s dick
      And what consequences getting a few multis on and spamming random emotes on a cp server???
      Wow I’m so scared I need help
      Oh wait isn’t kyle a pedo … Shit

      • Oh wait! I can say your invasions are invalid because l declared desd before you ever hold those servers! Thats why NR haven’t been like this! It’s funny how you think pedo will make you any better bud. I think you are a pedo, aren’t you?

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