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Coming Soon: CPAC Comedy Central

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KLONDIKE, CPA Central – With CPA Central announcing the return of several columns along with their hosts. Just as the title says, I’ve been recently put in charge of CPAC’s Comedy portion of the weekly column, CPAC Comedy Central Central- Heres a quick overview on how things will be pushed along –

For a the past few years CPAC has had an abundance of satire form posts and other hosted websites (Rocky’s cancerous CPACC/ Shiver’s TSN) while these were really great ideas that clearly worked out CPAC has decided to push on its own weekly Satire/Comedic post section. While these may be offensive sometimes I assure everyone its completely Comedic and not meant to offend anyone in any way.

We’ll be finding various ways each week to attempt to make you enjoy these posts decently, I’ll personally be trying a bit of everything to see what works out the best – heres a current list of idea’s in mind;

  • Comedic Review of the week
  • Roasting/Gotti of certain individuals or armies
  • Comedic CP Army Strips
  • Satire Stories/New Reports
  • Other/Suggestions

If you have any extra ideas that aren’t extremely racist and that will still come off funny/comedic please do comment them down below. It’s hard to deal with the current garbage state of the community, but we might as well try to enjoy yourself as much as we can.

I will also be looking for a ton of assistance in the making of these posts to come, Anything will help and it’ll give you a little bit of spotlight, assisting meaning helping in/bin in satire reporters/helping with comedic strips or even finding some funny action happening in armies. If you feel cool enough to be a part of this, message me about it and we’ll figure something out: mrgreen:.

Comments/Suggestions below are all welcome

// || = Bam117 = || //

Bad Grammar Machine

CPAC Associate Producer 

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16 Responses

  1. God kill me now

  2. I have osteoporosis

    • you are hired

  3. This is going the be AMAZING…. Can’t FUCKING WAIT!!!!!!!! 😦 😦

  4. Fuck you, nigger.

  5. Well, this is going to be fucking awful.

    • agreed

  6. this gave me aids

  7. Paint me like one of your French girls, Bam.

    • check 2017 new years gala @ my comments – do you like it?

    • Codeine crazy, yeah
      Pour that bubbly, pour that bubbly
      Pour that bubbly, pour that bubbly
      Pour that bubbly, we done went through too much
      You hear me?

      Pour that bubble in, drink that muddy drink that muddy drink that muddy
      When we’re cuddling, yeah I’m covered in
      I was thugging it, I was just loving it
      That’s for them other niggas, for
      They ain’t for you dog, thats for them other niggas
      That ain’t for you shorty, thats for the other bitches
      I’m going crazy bout it, I’m going codeine crazy
      Thats how I’m living it, I’m feeling lovely
      I’m drinking bubbly

      Take all my problems and drink out the bottle and fuck on a model, yeah
      Audemar, this not a carnival, but this is a royal Cartier
      Don Peringnon I get down with the brown, I just shuffle around
      I pour up with my rounds, I pour up out of town
      I can rip through your town with them guns and them pounds
      I grew up on them grounds with the dealers and hound
      We order more bottles and fuck on more models and pass em around
      I say everything triple time, Rollie, AP, Hublot triple time
      I just know the ones you call upon, I just had to pay my dawg a bond
      Looking at me like a triple threat, everytime a nigga talk a check
      Smoke the kush up like a cigarette, Run it back you hear my intellect

      Celebrate like a championship, celeberate like a championship
      Celebrate like a championship, celeberate like a championship
      I told you I told you I told you I told you I told you I told you

      Dont tell me you celibate to the mula, I just went Rick the Ruler with the jeweler
      I just wish you’d stop perpetrating like a goonie
      I adopted niggas straight out the sewer
      Like a loaded chopper, I’m ’bout to shoot it
      I’m so fucking sick and tired of these rumors
      I just dived inside a cutie, we spoonin’
      Take it back and take a look at yourself
      Take the lesson; put it all in the air
      Too many days gone by
      Sittin’ by the phone – waitin’ ’til I reply
      Drying my eyes, believe it or not
      I could never see a tear fallin’
      Water drippin’ off of me like a faucet
      I just took a bitch to eat at Chipotle
      Spent another 60 thousand on a Rollie
      All my diamonds got you brainwashed, she sucked my dick and got my brainwashed
      And for the shit it got your man popped
      See what they did to Biggie and Pac
      Pour a lil’ liquor, pour more lil’ liquor
      Pour it up pour it up pour it up

      Codeine crazy, codeine crazy
      Codeine crazy, codeine crazy
      Codeine crazy, codeine crazy
      All this motherfucking money got me going codeine crazy

      Drownin’ in Actavis, suicide
      When I hit the scene it’s homicide
      Diamond pinky ring – a lollipop
      Fuck the hate – I pull up in a drop
      Diamonds colder than a glacier
      Ballin’ harder than the Pacers
      I been tryin’ to have some patience
      Told my momma she should pray on it
      Told the streets they gotta wait on it
      She gonna put a nigga name on it
      I just dropped a whole thang on it
      I’m making U.S.D’s overseas
      That’s U.S. dollars that you can’t achieve
      Fucked my white girl, she said “Nigga please.”
      Fuck that white girl, she said “Nigga please.”

      Playin’ poker – now we’re back at Stroker
      I forgot her name, but her pussy’s soakin’
      When I seen her on a pole…
      Reminded myself when I used to come over
      Reminded myself when I used to get loaded
      Remindin’ myself that I’m still gettin’ loaded
      The coupe fully loaded. This whip fully loaded
      This whip fully loaded. The clip fully loaded
      I try to control this
      Let’s wrap up some bottles, let’s pop off some bottles
      These niggas who bogus, let’s pour up propane
      I’ma fuck around and faint like I’m Kid Cudi probably
      I fuck around and faint, I’ma fall on a drink
      Rockin’ Tom Ford. Poppin’ molly
      Married to this motherfuckin’ money

      You thought I forgot about us? I know that you know I dont fold under pressure
      I’m back on the road, I get low on the pedal
      We live by the codes of the ghetto
      I’m closing this out with my memo, im treating this shit like a demo
      I’m putting my heart and my soul in the shit and some mo’
      I’m in that dolce gabbana, I might get after madonna
      I get the crack in the summer, trapping in the lac and the hummer
      Fronting some crack to my partner, all this lingo got her panties to dropping
      Fuck the fame I’m sipping lean when I’m driving, all this cash and it ain’t nowhere to hide it
      I’m an addict and I can’t even hide it, Don’t you panic panoramic companion
      They was tryna’ serve me at the arraignment, never comment on it, never complaining
      I’m taking everything that comes with these millions
      I’m taking everything that comes with my children
      Yeah

  8. I can feel it coming in the air tonight, oh Lord
    And I’ve been waiting for this moment for all my life, Oh Lord
    Can you feel it coming in the air tonight, oh Lord, oh Lord

    Well, if you told me you were drowning
    I would not lend a hand
    I’ve seen your face before my friend
    But I don’t know if you know who I am
    Well, I was there and I saw what you did
    I saw it with my own two eyes
    So you can wipe off that grin,
    I know where you’ve been
    It’s all been a pack of lies

    And I can feel it coming in the air tonight, oh Lord
    Well, I’ve been waiting for this moment for all my life, oh Lord
    I can feel it coming in the air tonight, oh Lord
    And I’ve been waiting for this moment for all my life, oh Lord, oh Lord

    Well I remember, I remember don’t worry
    How could I ever forget,
    It’s the first time, the last time we ever met
    But I know the reason why you keep your silence up,
    No you don’t fool me
    The hurt doesn’t show
    But the pain still grows
    It’s no stranger to you and me

    And I can feel it coming in the air tonight, oh Lord
    Well, I’ve been waiting for this moment for all my life, oh Lord
    I can feel it in the air tonight, oh Lord, oh Lord
    But I’ve been waiting for this moment for all my life, oh Lord
    I can feel it coming in the air tonight, oh Lord
    But I’ve been waiting for this moment for all my life, oh Lord
    I can feel it in the air tonight, oh Lord, oh Lord, oh Lord
    But I’ve been waiting for this moment for all my life, oh Lord, oh Lord

  9. Why not just list your army accomplishments

    • damn gotti

  10. Or tell traders life story

  11. Well there is already something call Club Penguin Army Comedy Central (CPACC)
    https://thecparmycomedycentral.wordpress.com

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