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‘The Grinch War’ War Coverage

DISCLAIMER: This post will go off what it says on the sites of the armies involved. If you believe there is a mistake in the War score, then please come and talk to me or leave a comment on this post. I’m not bias, just possibly having a hard time watching multiple armies! If all armies agree on a winner, the winner will get the point but if the armies fail to agree on the winner, the point will be contested. CPAC is not the judge of this battle so it is not our place to choose a winner, so we’re going to let you do that – we just report on your decision.

Allies (8) – RPF (1) – Contested (3)

KLONDIKE – War Rooms, CP Army Central Headquarters – In an effort to keep up with news in regards to the ‘Grinch War’ between the RPF and the DCP. We have decided to make this coverage feed which will constantly be updated with around the clock updates in the war hopefully as it happens. This will also hopefully help to keep a score on who is winning.

December 24th: The Doritos of Club Penguin announce that they are declaring war on the Rebel Penguin Federation following them “bullying” ACP and being “sore losers” in regards to the Christmas Chaos tournament.

December 24th: The Doritos of Club Penguin Second-in-Command informs CP Army Central that DCP are completely separate to the ongoing Nacho/ACP/AR alliance.

December 24th: After this occurs, CP Army Central Editor-in-Chief announces this war to be referred to as ‘The Grinch War’s’ as it came following anger at a Christmas tournament. This is done in order to help our readers distinguish between Pain War updates and Grinch War updates.

December 24th: Rebel Penguin Federation third-in-command Zott has decided to join the Doritos of Club Penguin Army for an ownership position.

December 24th: Rebel Penguin Federation legend Elmikey attempting to end wars with Nacho Army, Army of Club Penguin and Army Republic.

December 24th: Quoting Eric Cartman, Badboy announces that the Rebel Penguin Federation’s tears taste delicious.

December 25th: Badboy announces on Doritos of CP blog that a peace was offered and also declined by the Rebel Penguin Federation.

December 26th: Elmikey claims that the Doritos of CP offered to overthrow Badboy if Elm would end the Grinch War, this was denied by the DCP and Elm offered up no evidence that this was said.

December 26th: Following the Nacho Army’s betrayal, the ‘Pain War’ alliance comes to an end therefore ending the war. The Doritos, ACP and Army Republic join together to form the Grinch Alliance.

December 26th: The Rebel Penguin Federation declare victory on Deep Freeze after invading against the defenders, Army of Club Penguin. Following yet another bot attack, the Army of Club Penguin have declared the invasion invalid. As RPF agreed to this on Slushy,  it seems laughable that they’ve suddenly changed their stance on this server.

December 26th: The Doritos of Club Penguin successfully defend Deep Freeze after using the Army of Club Penguin as resistance.

December 26th: Doritos of Club Penguin declare victory in their defence of Summit. The Rebel Penguin Federation have yet to contest this battle.

December 26th: The Army of Club Penguin successfully invades Sled from the Rebel Penguin Federation who did not show up for the battle.

December 26th: The Army Republic successfully invades Sabertooth from the Rebel Penguin Federation who did not show up for the battle.

December 26th: Doritos of Club Penguin successfully defend Slushy following a bot raid making the battle void. As the Rebel Penguin Federation failed to successfully invade the server, this is a victory for the Doritos of Club Penguin.

December 26th: The Rebel Penguin Federation contests the Doritos of Club Penguin’s victory on the server Summit. This battle is therefore listed as contested.

December 26th: The Rebel Penguin Federation publishes a post confirming that Slushy was a tie therefore the Doritos of Club Penguin successfully defend the server as a result of ‘Defenders Advantage.’

December 26th: Badboy accuses the Rebel Penguin Federation of ‘nulling’ on chat providing video evidence to back up his claims. Badboy also accuses the Rebel Penguin Federation of inflating their sizes which will be checked in preparation for the next Top Ten. CP Army Central advises caution due to the adult nature of the song choices in the following videos.

 

December 26th: The Rebel Penguin Federation admits that nulling has indeed taken place on their chat but they claim that it was done by the Doritos of Club Penguin.

December 26th: The Rebel Penguin Federation declares victory on Tuxedo despite accusing the Doritos of Club Penguin of copying their tactics. The Doritos of Club Penguin also declare victory making this battle contested.

December 26th: The Rebel Penguin Federation publishes a rather confusing post on the site claiming that DCP copied their tactics and also didn’t do anything. This is not possible however as if DCP copied their tactics, they would in effect be doing something.

December 26th: Chip announces that RPF will ignore Army Republic and the Army of Club Penguin until a treaty is signed with the DCP. CPA Central reminds that if RPF do decide to continue this, the alliances victories will still be counted as such.

December 26th: Army of Club Penguin successfully invades South Pole from the Rebel Penguin Federation following no defence from RPF.

December 26th: Army Republic successfully invades Snow Flake from the Rebel Penguin Federation following no defence from RPF.

December 26th: Army of Club Penguin successfully invades Parka from the Rebel Penguin Federation following no defence from RPF.

December 26th: Army Republic successfully invades Hot Chocolate from the Rebel Penguin Federation following no defence from RPF.

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December 27th: The Rebel Penguin Federation successfully invades Canoe following an Army of Club Penguin surrender in the battle.

December 27th: Despite claiming to be against bullying in order to ‘fight the good fight’ Rebel Penguin Federation leader Chip calls the Army of Club Penguin “weak” and despite ACP’s display of sportsmanship in surrendering, RPF claim to “obliterate” them.

December 27th: Once again despite the anti-bullying claim, RPF leader Bounce calls the Doritos of Club Penguin “lame” in their tactics once again accusing DCP of copying tactics.

December 27th: EpicMaster pokes fun at Rebel Penguin Federation for claiming that CPAC sabotaged them in a tournament following a mistake on RPF’s part.

December 27th: Badboy makes a post informing the RPF of his reasons for why DCP should win the Tuxedo server. He also includes the personal opinion of CPAC EP, Zing King To. For the purpose of maintaining a fair stance, CPAC would like to remind you that this post is factual only – not an editorial.

December 27th: Badboy posts even more proof of the Rebel Penguin Federation nulling on their Club Penguin xat chat.

December 27th: Rebel Penguin Federation declare victory on Adventure. Doritos of Club Penguin also declare victory on this server making it contested.

December 27th: RPF ban DrFlen on their chat in another ban of CPAC staff, Rebel Penguin Federation then once again call CPAC bias.

December 27th: Rebel Penguin Federation and Doritos of Club Penguin call a ceasefire calling an end to the Grinch Wars in which no one wins therefore making the last few days of fighting meaningless.

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What do YOU think? Who will win the Grinch Wars?

Zing King To

CPA Central Executive Producer

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11 Responses

  1. This needs some updating.

    • Told Zoomey to do it not sure why he hasn’t

  2. Zing is the epitome of bias. “The Rebel Penguin Federation admits that nulling has indeed taken place on their chat but they claim that it was done by the Doritos of Club Penguin.” First of all, >>> I <<>> assumed <<< (not ADMITTED) the Doritos of CP nulled. I did not claim it was them, I accused them of doing it. I'm skeptical, and if nulling did take place, it was not RPF. Every troop in RPF is legitimate and trying to expose an army by their chat size shows how weak your evidence is. Nulling does NOT get you deducted, multilogging does. 😉

    • What reason would I have to be bias against RPF?

    • Making wild and false allegations at someone who’s just doing his job and reporting the news isn’t fighting the good fight, it’s bullying the innocent 😦

  3. This needs updating again.

    • Why? Wars over?

      • The war with ACP and AR isn’t?

        • That’s a different war to the Grinch War all together.

          • “December 26th: The Pain War officially ends as the Army of Club Penguin and Army Republic join in support with the Doritos/RPF Grinch War.”

            Now that DCP have withdrawed support, do we go back to the Pain wars?

            • Well I thought we should, but like I can’t be arsed to follow all this just for it to end in a ceasefire

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