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Rebel Penguin Federation Declares War on Army of CP

TUXEDO – Rebel Penguin Federation Capital – As the year draws to a close, a fresh war has dawned as the RPF have officially declared war on the Army of Club Penguin scheduling an invasion of Breeze.

December 20th, saw the RPF UK Commander, Shiny post to the official blog an announcement that a state of war now exists between the two legendary armies. The post was short and uninformative. It can be read here:

RPF HAS DECLARED WAR UPON THE EVIL ARMY OF CLUB PENGUIN. THEY WILL BE EMPIRE LESS AT THE END OF THIS WAR. THEY WILL BE BEGGING FOR MERCY. THEY WILL BE BEGGING TO GET OUT OF JAILS WITHIN TUXEDO. OUR TIME IS NOW! DEATH TO ACP.

While short, the post certainly did its job of highlighting the high level of conflict and hatred that has built the foundations of this war. Shiny uses words such as “evil” to describe the army of little green penguins.

While RPF appear to be focusing all their attention on the war with the ACP, they must not forget that they have got a tournament battle coming up as they clash with the Doritos of Club Penguin in what could be potentially the most contested battle of the year.

Shiny did not give any reasons for the motivation behind the war. Despite the lack of reasoning, clear goals for the war have been established as Shiny as stated that ACP will be, in his belief, empireless following the conclusion of the war.

So to think that you can beat us and let me tell you what:

Pain, your wish of death to us is coming back to you, due to your obsession with “Death of ACP”. We will bring war with you no backing out.

Never underestimate us because we are already in war mode. If you think that you can small us out, think again. We never give up and we fight on. 

That’s all said and done.

Above is the response from the Army of Club Penguin who some how managed to get into war mode prior to war. ACP appeared to only be reacting to Pain’s comments as opposed to wanting a war in their own right.

ACP have extended the death threat directed towards them issuing a death threat back to the RPF. I don’t know about you, but if this ends with a cease fire and no deaths, I’m going to be pretty annoyed.

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I journeyed over to the RPF chat to conduct an interview but I was directed to a post entitled ‘Age of Pain’ which spoke of the historical impact of the Black Alliance. The post also spoke of ACP’s status in the community over time and Pain’s desire to take their place.

The full post can be read at http://clubpenguinrpf.com/age-of-pain/. As a result of copyright blockades, CP Army Central is unable at this time to copy a direct quote from the site and I’m too lazy to download lightshot at this current moment.

What do YOU think? Will Pain actually make good on his promise to kill ACP? Or will the establishment of ACP manage to hold up once again?

Zing King To

CP Army Central Sugar Daddy

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5 Responses

  1. FTGF

  2. Shiny as stated that ACP will be, in HER belief,

    • You’re a female? I AM SORRY FOR ASSUMING YOUR GENDER

  3. Lol

  4. Rebel pricks.

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