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Doritos Return

Summit, Doritos Capitol- On June 14th, 2016, Bam announced the return of the once powerful army, the Doritos; however, the army would die two days later. Now after another six days of waiting, the Doritos have returned under notable leader and legend, Mustapha10x.

On June 22nd, 2016, Mustapha surprised the army community by once more returning the Doritos of Club Penguin. In the previous year, the Doritos of CP had emerged as the center of controversy due to the their dominance of all other armies. As DCP has materialized in front of us, nothing will surprise as to what the Doritos will do in the following generation.

The Doritos as we once knew it will soon be resurrected from an orange-golden omnipotent crypt. The Doritos have always been known for having no parallel and consistently being unprecedented. Bam has intrigued me and fear not – this is no coincidence, this is the exact profound moment we have all been waiting for.

As Bam previously stated, we will be returning this week. It’s time you all awaken from your slumber, and thus vengeance is near. All I have to say is, if you aren’t a Dorito you’re doing it wrong and will merely remain wretched for some time to come. Your future is forlorn which is merely heart-rending because I’ve been itching to get it; or even better give it to you inconsiderable armies. Send my condolences.

With that being said, I would like to acknowledge all of the loyal and dedicated Doritos who have stuck with the army even up until this point. Although the saying goes “the bigger they are, the harder they fall” six months after our death and our chat remains filled daily. This is beyond incredible and deserves recognition, as a result of this it has encouraged many legends to return home. It’s time now to triumph and annihilate excess facades.

-Mustapha10x

Above, in the post entitled “Preeminent Resurgence“, Mustapha warns fellow community members of what to expect from the return of his army. He even goes on to state than any non Dorito is “wretched” to the community and that the future of all other armies is “forlorn.”

He then continues to acknowledge all former Doritos to return to their army and that many former legends are flocking to the Doritos to turn this generation into the best generation in Doritos history. If this indeed does turn out to be a golden generation for DCP, folks, we should be in for a exciting ride to come.

**Due to not being able to get in contact with a leader, an interview will be added later.**

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Whenever an army returns with a status like the Doritos, the army draws a lot of hype; however, the hype quickly bubbles down and the army soon becomes forgotten. This may be key to if the Doritos have a successful return. If the Doritos can successfully remain prominent in the community following a few weeks, I think we should all expect the Doritos to amass high sizes in these summer months.

Comment YOUR opinion below on the return of the Doritos. Will the Doritos return to their former rank of #1 in the army community? Share the thoughts YOU have below!

Atticus

CPA Central Executive Producer 

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18 Responses

  1. MUSTPHA IS BACK!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!+!+!?!+?!
    Yay.

    • Yup xP

  2. Definitely yes! Not because I’m in Doritos but technically Doritos was the first army to kill an alliance. So it’s pretty much easy for them to take down almost everyone in the top 20. Top 10…I think I need to wait in the future. The same would apply to Light Troops when they die down because of their achievements of closest or maybe broken 100 troops in a server. If Light Troops are resurrected when they do die, heck I might be scared. It’s going to be an eventful year.

    • “Doritos was the first army to kill an alliance” lmfao

  3. don’t think big musty realized bammy wammy pulled out of da dcp and big musty is now lonely musty

    • Goblin, did you write that comment when you were 4? because if not, you have some serious work to do on your grammar.

      • @jodiemariexoxo isn’t this one of yours? I think it got out of the SMAC cage.

        • D’ya know what else should be one of mine? This topic.

          • hmm that’s a shame.

            • Considering you’re SMAC CEO, you should know that the topic of an army which is currently on SMAC’s Top Ten should be published onto SMAC.

              • This is why SMAC are better.

                • Are better? What are you? 3? That grammar is shit. If that defines SMAC then I dunno what to tell you.

        • 😦

      • Possum you are the last one that should be talking lmao

      • Possum youre the last person to talk lmao

  4. who knows

  5. Dear god….

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