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How IW Came Back

It’s official, the world is trembling, not in fear, but due to the cold. The Ice Warriors are back and a cold wind blows over Club Penguin Armies. Many people are wondering how IW came back after their long death, but don’t worry, I know all about it.

It was a humid and rainy day on Club Penguin, Trader, who was currently leader of the ACP, sat on the ice berg as it melted due to global warming.

He had just found out that soon he would have to stop leading the ACP, and he was scared of what would happen next. All of a sudden he felt a flipper on his back and he turned around to see Andrew24 gently caressing his back.

Andrew leaned forward, kissed Trader on the forehead, looked him deep in his eyes, and said, “Come child, you have much to learn today.”

Andrew lead Trader all the way to his igloo, they were inside for about 4 minutes and soon Trader ran out yelling about how unsatisfying Andrew was.

Andrew was nervous now, he didn’t satisfy Trader, so he yelled out, “What if we remake the Ice Warriors and you can be leader?!”

Trader stopped dead in his tracks and turned around, looked at Andrew and said, “Well, I need to get my pants out of your igloo, so we might as well talk about this proposition.”

Trader went back to the igloo, and before long they got in contact with many others and soon, Trader hosted his last event with ACP and the Ice Warriors were reborn.

And this my friends, is the absolutely, 100% true story about how the Ice Warriors returned.

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13 Responses

  1. lmfao

  2. -claps=

  3. Inspiring.

  4. gay

  5. 11/10-IGN Best penguin smut

  6. It’s official, the world is trembling,
    (I feel like this was a phin fat joke, if so, that’s disgusting)
    not in fear, but due to the cold. The Ice Warriors are back and a cold wind blows over Club Penguin Armies.
    (How does wind blow over a bunch of pixels)
    Many people are wondering how IW came back after their long death, but don’t worry, I know all about it.
    It was a humid and rainy day on Club Penguin, (just shows how awful this staff really is, it cant rain on cp and these professionals should be distinctly aware of that)
    Trader, who was currently leader of the ACP, sat on the ice berg as it melted due to global warming.
    He had just found out that soon he would have to stop leading the ACP, and he was scared of what would happen next. This statement is bias towards trader and theyre using the media to make fun of him. Really shows how low this community has went)
    All of a sudden he felt a flipper on his back and he turned around to see Andrew24 gently caressing his back.(traders a human..)
    Andrew leaned forward, kissed Trader on the forehead,(this isn’t the godfather) looked him deep in his eyes, and said, “Come child, you have much to learn today.” (so why was Andrew there? Motive? Backstory? No?)
    Andrew lead Trader all the way to his igloo, they were inside for about 4 minutes and soon Trader ran out yelling about how unsatisfying Andrew was. (Where was bam and bad? Aren’t they important too?)
    Andrew was nervous now, he didn’t satisfy Trader, so he yelled out, “What if we remake the Ice Warriors and you can be leader?!”
    Trader stopped dead in his tracks and turned around, looked at Andrew and said, “Well, I need to get my pants out of your igloo, so we might as well talk about this proposition.” (bad joke)
    Trader went back to the igloo, and before long they got in contact with many others and soon, Trader hosted his last event with ACP and the Ice Warriors were reborn.
    And this my friends, is the absolutely, 100% true story about how the Ice Warriors returned
    This isn’t satire, this is badtire. I could do better in my sleep. Also, the jokes were very unprofesional. I did not appreciate the little rape joke inserted in there. Regardless of whether or not this is satire, cpac shouldn’t condone this sickening behaviour

  7. Gotta get the cameras for that one.

  8. wtf is this lmfao.. -claps-

  9. Not Bad 😀

  10. Pretty sure Bad jerks off to this story everyday now. 😉

  11. Sweats

  12. winter is cooming

  13. great story.

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