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CPA Central Staff and Administrative Applications

CPA Central is the premier news site of Club Penguin Armies and a prime place for anyone, whether you’re a new recruit or army veteran, to foster their talents and learn more about their skillset. If you’re interested in becoming part of CPA Central as either a reporter, philosopher, or member of our senior staff, this would be where to do so. 

As the summer approaches, armies always see some level of heightened success. More wars are waged, more conflicts arise, and the number one tourney of CP Armies will be held, as the Legends Cup approaches its sixth straight year as a part of our community. With this heightened amount of activity, CPA Central and SM Army Press are always in need of more staff — particularly in these months, when the amount of news in a given day is so much greater.

We also have multiple administrative spots currently open — namely, as Vice President or as Associate Producer. If you have experience in army media, whether as a writer or as a strong administrator, you are encouraged to apply with these spots in mind. While there is no specific application form for senior staff or a place to specify what rank you wish, we believe that your talent will show whether or not you are capable of filling these roles. Roles like these hold an only increasingly great level of influence in the army community. In years past, the only people ranked in awards from CPAC were its CEOs. Armies are changing, and now many members of CPAWM’s senior staff have an increased affect on the world around them.

If you’re interested in embarking on some project involving the story of our great community, or if you have some new idea for a column here — we encourage you to apply. On the other hand, if you’re just looking to do quality news reporting for the five-year-running leader in army news, philosophy, opinion and debate — we encourage you to apply as well. CPA Central is a diverse group of people, and it is the best crash course in army politics, history, and culture that you can get. For all looking to apply, the form is below.

Name: 

Email:

Past Experience:

Example Post: 

I hope to welcome many new members into the CPA World Media conglomerate. If you earn one of our spots at senior staff, I look forward to working with you directly as I continue to advise the administration of both CPAWM subsidiaries. We look toward the summer with high hopes for what we have achieved and what we are still going to achieve, as this community looks toward its tenth year as a place built by teenagers for teenagers. Good luck to all who apply, and happy summer.

B1

CPA World Media President

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64 Responses

  1. Name: 1goblinguy aka pimp daddy gob aka grand master swag yolo

    Email: 1800chokethathoe@childmolestation.gov

    Past Experience: one time i tried to catch a fly with chopsticks like in that one movie, and after two hours i almost got it, so im pretty legit.

    Example Post: so like, what if CP is real life and reality is actually just a game? like what if elmikey is actually doing amazing in reality and everyone else just spends 24/7 on a stupid game where we have to go to school and stuff? think about it, dude.

    ¿ƃuoɹʍ sᴉ plɹoʍ ǝɥʇ ʇɐ ƃuᴉʞool ǝɹ,noʎ ʎɐʍ ʎǝɥʇ ƃuᴉʍouʞ ɥʇᴉʍ ǝʌᴉl oʇ ǝʌɐɥ noʎ puɐ ʇᴉ ǝʌɐǝl ɯǝɥʇ ǝʌɐɥ ɹǝɥʇɐɹ noʎ plnoʍ ¿ƃuᴉɥʇʎɹǝʌǝ uɹɐǝlǝɹ oʇ ǝʌɐɥ pnoʎ ʇnq dn ǝpᴉs ʇɥƃᴉɹ plɹoʍ ǝɥʇ ǝǝs pnoʎ puɐ noʎ xᴉɟ ‘ǝʞᴉl plnoɔ sɹoʇɔop ǝɥʇ ɟᴉ ʇɐɥʍ puɐ ˙ʎɐʍ ɹǝɥʇo ǝɥʇ ƃuᴉoƃ ǝq ʎllɐɹǝʇᴉl plnoɔ ʎʇᴉʌɐɹƃ ˙ʍouʞ ɹǝʌǝu p,noʎ ¿ʎlʇuǝɹǝɟɟᴉp ʇᴉ pǝuɹɐǝl ʇsnɾ noʎ puɐ ɹoolɟ ǝɥʇ ʎllɐnʇɔɐ sᴉ ʇnq ɟooɹ ǝɥʇ sᴉ ʞuᴉɥʇ noʎ ʇɐɥʍ uo ʞlɐʍ ʎllɐnʇɔɐ ǝʍ puɐ ‘uʍop ǝpᴉsdn pɐǝɹ oʇ ʍoɥ pǝuɹɐǝl ǝʌ,noʎ ɟᴉ ʇɐɥʍ ǝʞᴉl ¿ǝɟᴉl ǝɹᴉʇuǝ ɹnoʎ uʍop ǝpᴉsdn ƃuᴉʞool uǝǝq ʇsnɾ ǝʌ,noʎ puɐ dn ǝpᴉs ʇɥƃᴉɹ ʎllɐnʇɔɐ sᴉ ʇxǝʇ sᴉɥʇ ɟᴉ ʇɐɥʍ

    if a pregnant girl pierces her nipples, does milk squirt out three ways?

    one time, in middle school, i tried to be slick in front of a girl who i liked and tried to jump up on a table and sit by her all cool, but i didnt realize someone had spilt strawberry milk all over the table, and i sat right in it, and she laughed, and i cried.

    what if god was just a rumor started by jesus because he wanted to get laid?

    one time, i tried to get out of bed really fast, and my whole room started spinning, and i think that was the most moment of my life. is that bad?

    hail hydra.

    thank u. i hope youll consider me as the next CPAC philosopherologic.

    • oh, also, if you suck your own penis are you gay? i mean, on one hand, your getting your dick sucked, which is cool. on the other hand, you have dick in your mouth, which is gay. but its your own dick. think about it, dude.

      • ladies and gents, ur cpac ceo clap clap clap

    • post of the decade, great philosophical pov, cpac author of the year, cpac legend *claps*

      • -Seductive voice- Oh Mrtchy.. I can teach you some philosophical POV. I’ll be more than happy to teach you 😉

    • like if you read the entire thing and actually turned the page/your head upside down to read the text

    • “That one movie” It’s called the Karate Kid you fucking scumbag.

      • Oh. & what’s that one movie your mother is on? The one without the clothes?

  2. I’m already a CPAWM reporter, I’m just applying for an admin role here at CPAC

    Name: Brigade3
    Email: vidicben@gmail.com
    Past Experience:
    SMAC Vice President (2ic)
    SMAP Editor In-Chief (currrent)
    CPAF Secondary head
    Example Post:
    http://smarmypress.com/2015/03/31/editorial-does-tober-want-the-red-troops-to-succeed/ – Editorial
    http://smarmypress.com/2015/05/22/army-in-focus-ace-of-spades-2/ – News Report
    http://smarmypress.com/2015/05/02/to-what-do-we-owe-army-legends/ -Philosophy

    • …You’re already a SMAP admin, why you tryna join here too babe

    • Stick to SMAP, we aren’t sharing any more admins between sites.

  3. Name: Tompenguin

    Email:tompenguin6@gmail.com

    Past Experience: cpac editor-in-chief

    Example Post: https://cparmycentral.com/2015/04/17/top-30-armies-of-all-time-15-11/

  4. Name: Sonic

    Email: ajrules100@yahoo.com

    Past Experience: SMAC EP, CPAF Head of Site, SMAP Reporter, CPAC Reporter, CPAT Reporter, CPAIN SH, SMAN Reporter, and many more…

    Example Post: You know that I write good

    Extra comments: The whole CPAR thing was fake, lol. It was all just a plot to show you what you were missing, and not really that much. However, I feel the sudden urge to do good in the media again. Just please reconsider me. P.S, I love Zing.

    • …The last time you were hired in CPAWM you said “fuck smap” and made a site to try to kill us. Denied.

      • Plus, that was all fake.

    • Judging from my history, I know you write inadequately, bordering on CPADN quality. If you’d like to have any chance of being hired, you should reply here with an example post. 🙂

      • “You write inadequately”

        Bluesockwa be dishin out mad cuts rn

        RIP Sonic, you’ll be missed. I mean, not by me, but im sure someone might miss you at one point in time. Maybe. Probably not.

        • I’ll hire you Sonic. I need someone to filter out the 999999999.8 spam comments in my filter. The position is open, so please leave your resume.

    • The fact you said “You know that I write good” automatically shows me you have little grasp of grammar.

      • Ok, I’ll do better.

  5. I would apply but last time I tried Zakster said they would never accept me just because I am Rocky so I am not going to waste my time with good example posts IF they wont even be noticed, absurdly

    • Well IF you get HIRED on CPAC they MIGHT be scared you’ll type like THIS and PROBABLY use insanely long run on sentences OR you’ll post 500+ word essay on why YOU shouldn’t be bullied OR called names which is ONLY going to lead to MORE name calling

      • Nah I would actually use proper punctuation because its a legit post

    • As long as the post is good, you’ll be considered. It’s nearly summer, we’ll need all the reporters we can get soon.

      • Who the fuck removed people, only I do the removing for this fucking site

        • CPACC

  6. Name: Bam
    Wordpress: Rosscova1
    Past Experience: the ability to cook minute rice in 58 seconds
    Example Post: http://armyofclubpenguin.com/2015/05/13/happy-birthday-kenneth/
    DID I GET THE JOB?

    • You can have my admin spot 😮 That was flawless!!!!111!

  7. Name: CSY
    Email: (Don’t really feel comfortable publicly announcing this, but my WP is commandercsy)
    Past Experience: SMAP Head Reporter, SMAC Reporter
    Example Post:
    Editorial: http://smarmypress.com/2015/05/24/editorial-hoppers-the-bane-of-our-existence-2/
    Regular Report: http://smarmypress.com/2015/05/11/lucky-troops-awaiting-a-felicitous-comeback/

    • …I legit just promoted you for SMAP this morning wtf

      • Wait, I can’t be in CPAC and SMAP? If not, I’d like someone to delete my comment.

        • You can, but just don’t go inactive on SMAP 😉

  8. Name: Atticus
    Email: Listed on staff site howerver WP is Atticus947
    Past Experience: SMAP Executive Producer and CPAC reporter.
    Example Posts:
    Editorial: http://smarmypress.com/2015/04/06/ching-chong-clan-putting-the-c-in-comedy/

    http://smarmypress.com/2015/05/22/top-30-armies-of-all-time-who-couldnt-make-the-cut-4/ Note: I did CPST, GD, and IMAF

    http://smarmypress.com/2015/05/17/camper-retires-from-nachos/

    I hope you have time to view my application. Have a good memorial weekend. 🙂

    • Atticus wtf, you’re my SMAP person. 😦

      • I didnt know I was not allowed to join CPAC, if I cant then ignore my application.

        • You should be allowed, I just don’t want you going active on SMAP

          • I’ll stay active. 🙂

  9. Name: Beast4262
    Email: Din’t want to say but my wordpress is Beast4262
    Past Experience: I was the first responder in Smac
    Example Post: I don’t have a site I could make a example post, but I want to get better at typing and reporting.

    • There’s a reason we ask for an example post, Beast. If you cant do the example post, we cant hire you. Just make a site and do the post on that.

      • K I will but what kind of post? can I do s/m armies?

        • You can apply with an example post from s/m armies but if you get onto the main site, you can only write about major armies.

          • K

    • https://beast4262.wordpress.com/2015/05/25/tensions-rise-between-the-dark-warriors-and-the-ice-warriors-again/#more-11 example post, some of it deleted when my computer messed up, I had a interview and everything so it isn’t that good.

    • A better post https://beast4262.wordpress.com/2015/05/28/shadow-troops-leadership-change-again/

  10. Name: Pinpin516

    Email: vegam0610@gmail.com

    Past Experience: Working at Rpf for two years

    Example Post: http://clubpenguinrpf.com/acp-is-a-joke/#more-5606

  11. Name: Elmikey
    Email: you know it
    Past Experience: you know it
    Example Post: battle reviews/war news. I won’t be bias or bite.

    • Welcome to CPAC, you’re our new CEO!

    • FLAWLESS. U OWN ME. MY LIFE WAS A MISTAKE, YOU’RE GOD!

    • I thought bowing down to you was enough, but now I see I must do more to gain your approval! All hail Elmikey! the 30 year old virgin come to take his rightful place as the new CEO of CPAC!

  12. Name: Fluffy Sheep
    Email: superaalden@gmail.com
    Past Experience: thearsheeptimes.wordpress.com [These were written a very long time ago, and I believe that my English has progressed a lot since then]

    Post: http://superaalden.wordpress.com/2014/12/21/the-changes-made-to-the-top-10-formulae-a-change-that-should-be-changed/

    The above link is a post I made to express my opinions when the Top 10 formula had been amended in November 2014. The flaws of it which I had pointed out was later rectified, and are no longer present today. If you feel that the sample post I have submitted is not satisfactory, do provide your feedback and I shall send in another without even a modicum of hesitance.
    I sincerely hope that the CPAC administration will consider my application, for I am certainly ardent to ameliorate my writing skills as well as my command of the English language. I believe that working in CPAC would be the perfect opportunity to do so and I thank you for the time you have spent in considering my application.

    • I like your application, and we’ll happily consider you when discussing who will be selected 😉

      • Consider dez nuts! Am i hired?

        • Ofc b

      • Thank you 😀

    • Contact me as soon as possible on xat, we should talk.

      • Baa, okay 😀

        • I’m usually on ACP chat, if you’re curious.

          • Haha okay. Our timezone differences is what impedes me from meeting you, but I will be checking the chat more often at various times of the day thus we should be able to meet soon.

  13. Name: Adden433
    Email: gjaufschlag@gmail.com
    Past Experience: CPAC Reporter, SMAC reporter
    Example Post: https://orderofthegreenfrog.wordpress.com/2014/11/07/golden-troops-make-their-return-ignore-this-it-is-for-an-application/

    (I didn’t really post much for anyone but I feel I can post as I have more time on my hands.)

    • Contact me as soon as possible, we should talk.

      • Where could I meet with you?

        • I’m usually on ACP chat.

  14. Name: Dan

    WordPress: namesdan

    Past Experience: Former CPAC/SMAP reporter.

    Example Post: http://cpsmac.com/2015/05/25/leadership-changes-in-golds-army-gtusds-also-joins/

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