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BREAKING NEWS: CPA Central Overtaken by “Grapists”

KLONDIKE, CPAC Headquarters – In a shocking turn of events, a group that call themselves the “Grapists” have taken over the site. To find out more about this scandalous hacking, please read on.

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Doritos and Ice Warriors Clash on Ascent

ASCENT, Disputed Territory – As the first battle of the DCP/IW war, the orange and blue giants squared off in, simply put, an impressive fashion. Tactics were put out and snowballs were thrown, but will this battle, with both armies claiming victory, foreshadow the upcoming invasions, or will we see any of the two world powers admitting defeat any time soon? As DCP Leader and Legend Jester put it, “[t]he word defeat is not in my vocabulary.”

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Darth Coqu Returns to Golds

FLIPPERS, Golds Empire – The Golds Army, who have recently initiated a temporary shut down, has reinstated Darth Coqu in hopes of effectively rebuilding the army to its former glory. The bright yellow army, being known for having multiple leaders over the past few years, has classified Coqu as, among many other names, “Lord, Master, Savior, Deity, God, [and] The Holy One.”

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The Return of CP Armies

To Understand This Story, Read The Previous Story, The End of CP Armies

READ THE LAST PART OF THIS TRILOGY HERE.

MAMMOTH, CP Army HQ– He crawled up out of the muck, blood and seawater staining his green skin. He gazed out over the snow, with a desolate look in his eyes.

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Redemption Force Declares War on Shadow Reacon

UPDATE: A treaty has since been signed by the two armies.

THERMAL, Redemption Force Capital – After talks of the Redemption Force joining the war against the Light Troops, they have made an official declaration of war. This, however, is not against the Light Troops, but a separate army entirely, that army being the Shadow Reacon.

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Golds Enter Lockdown

FLIPPERS, Golds Empire- In a recent turn of events, the Golds Army has entered a lockdown, and now we are all left wondering, what could have caused this recent development?

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Fiasco on Fjord

FJORD, Nacho Empire – As the Battle of Fjord was short-lived yesterday, the Light Troops look to re-invade the Nachos’ capital server. Along for the ride this time were three more armies. These armies included the Ice Warriors, the Doritos, and the Army of Club Penguin.

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Doritos Declare War on the Ice Warriors

SUMMIT, DCP Capital – Following an extremely intense battle on Fjord, Nachos Capital, that involved the Army of Club Penguin, the Nachos, the Light Troops, the Doritos, and the ice Warriors, one army has made the decision to finally declare war after committing itself to minor skirmishes and full-blown battles.

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Top Ten Armies: 03/29/15

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In the midst of an escalating conflict centered around the Army of Club Penguin and the Light Troops, we see two armies make large leaps into the Top 3 in a week with no new additions to our list.

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The Short-Lived Battle of Fjord

FJORD, Nacho Empire – As the war between the Nachos, ACP and Light Troops begins to heat up, the Nachos look to defend their memorial server, Fjord.

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Air Force Ends Conflict With Water Ninjas

SNOWY RIVER, Air Force Capital- An ongoing war in our community has drawn to a close, and it seems a victor has been declared…

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Club Penguin Legalizes Marijuana (ft. Lild)

KLONDIKE, CPAC HQ, Mach’s Office, Lild’s Crack Den In a surprising turn of events, Club Penguin has announced they will celebrate 4/20 by releasing a year-long marijuana themed party. With this announcement comes the legalization of weed, along with the leaking of several new items, including “Reefer Puffles,” “Weekly Blaze Parties,” and “Snoop Dogg background music.” Instead of sippin’ on gin and juice and droppin’ it like it’s hot, he’s hittin’ that pipe with brand new songs like “Slippin’ on Snow and Ice” and “Throw it [snowball] like it’s cold. Disney, which is known for its controversial decisions, has made one of the most subtle changes to Club Penguin since it’s merger with League of Legends, which you can see here. Along with Snoop Dogg being a new sponsor, they also hired the controversial J.R Smith, who agreed to an interview with us while he “wasn’t” high. Continue reading for major news on the biggest update of Club Penguin since 6 hours ago!

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Tensions Rise Between Doritos and Ice Warriors

KLONDIKE, CPAC Headquarters – The Doritos and Ice Warriors, whose tensions first manifested before the March Madness III Final in which the latter army came out on top, are now growing even more bitter towards each other. With the evident animosity that each army holds for the other, could this lead to a possible war, or the expansion of a current one?

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Ice Warriors Declare War on Light Troops

SUB ZERO, Ice Warriors Capital – In a not so shocking turn of events, the Ice Warriors have declared war on the Light Troops following the recent tensions between the two armies, the ACP and the Nachos.

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Light Troops to Invade Multiple Armies for… Amber Rose

ICE BOX, LT Empire – The controversial Light Troops and their infamous leader Waterkid, “brother” of “Sierra,” have decided to declare war on the Ice Warriors, DoritosRedemption Force, and the Water Vikings. In what clearly looks like a case of “biting off more than you can chew,” the Light Troops, who already have a conflict with the ACP, are pouring a little too much water into this kid’s glass. Continue reading for even more on this slightly amusing new revelation!

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