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Dark Warriors vs. Doritos – The War So Far

KLONDIKE, CPA Central Headquarters – The Dark Warriors declared war on the Doritos on the 15th of September. Since then many battles have taken place.

Although a war between these two had been in the works for a long time the whole process was greatly sped up by the Doritos raiding the Dark Warriors.

Dark Warriors Invasion Of Sleet 

Dark Warriors logged on to invade Doritos server Sleet, Dark Warriors maxed 15 and averaged 12-13.

Dark Warriors leader Spi101 made a post on Dark Warriors site about the result of this event. The full post can be read below.

Hello, Dark Warriors.

We logged on to invade Sleet from Doritos & we auto win due to them not showing up. Unfortunately, Thinkcode thought it was funny to bring his bots but it didn’t affect us either way. Good job, DW! We maxed 15 and averaged 12-13 with great tactics. Comment if you came!

Dark Warriors Invasion Of Thermal

The Dark Warriors were able to max sizes of 33+, and average sizes of 27+.

Dark Warriors leader Spi101 made a post on Dark Warriors site about the result of this event. The full post can be read below.

Hey Dark Warriors, 

Today we successfully invaded the server Thermal from our enemy the Doritos and we did amazing! DCP realized that we were far too big so they decided not to show up. Therefore, we automatically win this invasions.

Dark Warriors DEFENSE OF TUNDRA

Dark Warriors logged on to defend their server Tundra, Dark Warriors maxed sizes of 30 and averaged 25-27, Doritos maxed 20

Dark Warriors leader Spi101 made a post on Dark Warriors site about the result of this event. The full post can be read below.

Hello, Dark Warriors.

Today, we defeated the evil Dorito Empire again once more. We outnumbered them heavily in this battle, they were no match for us. Some RPF also attended this battle trying to help Doritos win, but they failed! Great job Dark Warriors, we are DOMINATING in this war. Hey Mustapha, what was that about calling us weak? 😉

Dark Warriors DEFENSE OF COZY

Dark Warriors logged on to defend Cozy, Dark Warriors maxed sizes of 35 and averaged 30 on Cozy, while Doritos maxed 5-6 and averaged 3-4.

DW maxed sizes of 35 averaging 30 on Cozy

Dark Warriors 2ic Badboy made a post on Dark Warriors site about the result of this event. The full post can be read below.

Hello Dark Warriors!

Today we logged on to face the evil Doritos, where they tried another pathetic attempt to beat us in a battle. This had to be the most pathetic of all because they only maxed about 5. We maxed sizes of 35 averaging 30 on Cozy.

Dark Warriors INVASION OF  CARIBOU

Dark Warriors loggend on to invade Doritos server Caribou, Dark Warriors maxed size of 37 and averaged 35 as they successfully invaded Caribou.

Dark Warriors maxed 37 and averages sizes of 35

Dark Warriors maxed 37 and averages sizes of 35

As you can tell by the picture the Dark Warriors had victory once again .Dark Warriors 2ic Badboy made a post on Dark Warriors site about the result of this event.The full post can be read below.

Hello Dark Warriors!

Today we logged on to invade the evil and dishonest Doritos. We maxed 37 and averages sizes of 35 on the server Caribou. I also chased after a fairly small Caribou in the forest shortly after the battle.

Doritos INVASION OF SUMMIT

DCP ultimately decided not to show up, however Dark Warriors maxed 35+

Post on Dark Warriors site-

Hey DW,

Today we had our defense of the server Summit from the crunchy Doritos, and we did great! Once again DCP realized that they were outmatched and decided not to show up. Instead, they raided our capital Frosty where we destroyed them AGAIN. Anyways, the Dark Warriors maxed sizes of 35+ and averaged sizes of 30+ with outstanding tactics. Thanks to all the troops that attended. Dark Warriors Forever.

Doritos INVASION OF BEANIE

The battle for Beanie promised to be a contested one and it didn’t disappoint with both armies maxing very good sizes. The battle ended disputed with both sides claiming to have won.

invasion of beanie7 invasion of beanie6

Doritos Leader Mustapha10 had this to say in the Doritos victory post.

Hello, Troops!

Today we logged onto Beanie (1-bar server) and successfully invaded the server from the Dark Side. They were really small today and we were able to take the server with ease. We dominated this week and we’re undefeated. I’m proud of each and every single one of you. Together, we are unstoppable.

Dark Warriors score=12-0

Doritos Score=N/A

 Who will win the war? Who won the battle of Beanie? Comment your opinion below and thanks for reading!

»Starburst

CP Army Central Reporter

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14 Responses

  1. ACP is winning.

  2. LOL^ War score is 12-0 DW btw and Mustapha is a scared little kid who’s delusional.

  3. ikr! also I think we ALL know who’s gonna win, I mean seriously, we’re winning like crazy!

  4. Lol DW is shit

    • I smell a loser…

  5. did you even read 2/3 of the war posts
    this is so inaccurate its not even funny

    • No, it is not. Look closely at the pictures and everything else that some CPAC reporters and whatnot have seen… clean sizes and clean execution of tactics.

  6. DW forever

  7. You’re way off, Big Musty. You can’t edit my comments here about the truth of what kind of leader you really are. We outgunned you in size, tactics, and room transitioning. We’ve had clean execution compared to your sloppy 10 or so troops.

  8. Next post about Dark Warriors vs Doritos – The War So Far will be posted on next monday 😉

    • Please don’t

      • Why????????????

  9. CPAC Post Evaluation
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    This post was added to the staff record page.

  10. it’s sad that a group of teenagers have arguments on the internet over a child’s game –

    particularly simi

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