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Battle for Mammoth 2014

MAMMOTH, ACP – Greetings, CPAC. It is time to announce that, for the umpteenth time since 2009 or so, Mammoth has changed hands once again. Today, around 10:15PM EST, a lone green penguin undertook a dangerous mission to regain honor both for herself and her home server…

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BREAKING NEWS: Elmikey and Pain Plot Return of Fire Warriors

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Klondike, CPAC Headquarters– It was an average Monday night that became a little less average as a secret meeting was leaked that included a chat with Elmikey and Pain on a chat roomdiscussing a creation of the new site for the once great army Fire Warriors and terms of ranks, graphics, and css. The two are both known to be dictators with questionable methods, and have decided to recreate the army last led by Pochoma and Pringle, who changed it to Roman Fire Warriors and Ninjas then died.

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ACP Reclaims Mammoth

MAMMOTH, ACP Empire – After years of having the server split up the famous server of Mammoth could be returning to the Army of Club Penguin completely.

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Oh No! I Sunk Your Capital: Why Having a Capital Is a Bad Idea

KLONDIKE, CPAC Philosophy Desk – This is Cynical Penguin here, today I am going to talk about Capitals and armies, and why I believe it’s not a great idea.

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Success: The Flame Beneath the Balloon

KLONDIKE, CPAC Philosophy Desk – The rise to power and relevancy can be a glorious, albeit cruel, process. Through gaining what we label to be success, we are forced to abandon old principles and adopt new ones in order to adapt to the current functions of our surroundings. I am here to talk about success, and how it not only brings you up, but very frequently can bring you down.

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New Ice Warrior Leadership Introduced

SUB ZERO, ICE WARRIORS CAPITAL – As of 1:00pm EST, a new leadership has been introduced to the Ice Warriors of CP. The duo is to be known as “Tesicia”. Tes, the current leader, is to partner with the retiree and ex- Second in Command, known as Alicia. Continue reading

CPAC Comic #5: Turn Red for Rockhopper

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Light Troops Shut Down; Pirates Return

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ICE BOX, Light Troops Capital – After many months of hard work and trying to reach further into the CPA Central Top 10, Waterkid has decided to officially shut down the Light Troops.

As always, CPA Central is holding a LIVE DISCUSSION of this topic at our chat.

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Top Ten Armies: 3/30/14

A few armies are on the rise, but overall it seems to have been a relatively stagnant week. Here we are with another edition of the CPA Central Top Ten Armies.

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CPA Central Invasions Review: 3/29/14

KLONDIKE, CPAC Headquarters – Another week swings by, headlined by the Army Republic vs. Redemption Force war.

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Army Republic Declares War on Doritos

TOBOGGAN, AR Empire – The Army Republic, after defeating the Redemption Force in a week-long war, declare war on the Doritos, who have fallen to the bottom of the Top Ten after a long reign at the top.

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Mustapha10 Removed from Doritos Leadership

UPDATE 10:19 AM EST: Mustapha10 remains the acting leader of the Doritos; he has stated the coup was an April Fools’ joke.

SUMMIT, Doritos Capital – In a surprise move, Doritos of CP creator WweBestFan has removed Mustapha10 from the army’s leadership in a coup d’état and taken his place as commander.

All updates are below.

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From The Troops’ Point of View #3

First off, apologies for the late release. I didn’t have time to get on my computer on Sunday. But the show will go on, and we have yet another episode of “From The Troops’ Point of View” stored in for you.

 

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Drama Unfolds Inside Light Troops

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ICE BOX, Light Troops Empire – Drama erupts from inside the seemingly stable Light Troops, as Spi101 is supposedly quitting the army. More on this and the dire consequences possibly facing the army below.

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Introduction of Small and Medium Army Press

SHERBET, SM Army Press Headquarters — After weeks of planning and working, I am extremely excited to present to you Small and Medium Army Press, this community’s new premier small and medium army news outlet.

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