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CPAC ‘End of an Era’ Story Contest

KLONDIKE, CPA Central Headquarters – With our community on the verge of death and about to die, we are proud to present the CPAC ‘End of an Era’ Story Contest. This contest will run until the 4th March 2017.

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Legends Cup VIII – End Of An Era: Seeding and Battle Information

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UPDATE: The IAE have taken the open spot to face WN & RPF

UPDATE: SWAT has now died, and have been replaced with the Hippos Army

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Top Ten Armies: 2/19/17

KLONDIKE, CPA Central Headquarters – This week, we see the first and second spot separated by less than a point whilst other armies have a good week.

Note: Starting this week CPPS events were not counted towards the top ten. If you would like more info click HERE

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30 Most Influential Army Leaders Of All Time: #30-26

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KLONDIKE, CPA Central Headquarters – One of the much debated topics in Club Penguin Army history is that of “Most Influential Leader” calling for a multitude of different opinions. The newer troops would not find themselves exposed to some of the faces embedded in the older generation’s minds believing the likes of Olimad or Super Edwin would be on the list. For an entire existence, we have seen many great leaders come and go but only some have had unmatched influence in their time within the community. For the purpose of this list, we have taken every leader into account since the dawn of armies. Thus, we bring you a six-part series that we are very excited to begin: The Top 30 Most Influential Leaders of All Time.

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Elmikey Celebrates 21st Birthday with “Weed and Cheese Pizza”

KLONDIKE, CPA Central, Bam’s Trailer – With the end of Club Penguin coming closer and closer – Today RPF and other worthless armies celebrate the 21st birthday of their beloved ruler and legend, Elmikey. Lets take a quick over view of these amazing turn of events.

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Former Nacho Leader Ryan Referred to FBI in Prank Gone Wrong

FJORD, Nacho Army Empire – Recently, CPA Central published a post highlighting Ryan’s obsession for cross dressing and public humiliation, after learning that he had stopped due to the embarrassment of such events, I visited the Nacho Army chat today in order to learn that Ryan was still continuing on with these dangerous online actions.

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Breaking News Regarding Legends Cup

UPDATE: All is fine again, and we’ll be using the CPAC chat once more, thanks to sexy af former CPA Central CEO, Goblinguy1 coming in and saving the day, isn’t he cute?

KLONDIKE, CPA Central Headquarters – Don’t panic, the Legends Cup is still going ahead as planned. The breaking news is that someone in CPAWM, not mentioning names, has decided to change the chat password to something that I do not know. Now, simply put, due to the format of this tournament with the judges discussing both a first place AND a second place, discussion is therefore needed. For this reason, I need a boardroom.  We will therefore be using SM Army Press chat to conduct today’s tournament.

As there are three armies competing in each event, and following the chaotic events that was the Christmas Chaos tournament – at the beginning of the battle, room entry will be announced on the SM Army Press chat. This is to ensure that no one army finds out the room at an earlier interval than the others. This is further to ensure that army leaders are held accountable for moving their troops, not the judges as it should be.

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Tournament Rules and Regulations

KLONDIKE, CPA Central Headquarters – Following the chaotic Christmas Chaos final, one of the first things that I did is establish several tournament rules and regulations. With the Legends Cup coming up tomorrow, I thought I’d post the rules once again. If you have any objections to the rules set forth in this post, then please do not bother attending the Legends Cup.

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Who Wants To Be A Millionaire? SWAT’s Generation Count

Mammoth, SWAT Capital – Badboy, SWAT Legend, has officially announced the shut down of the SWAT army. Will one of the most recent Top Ten contenders these past few years finally end, and how will this shut down affect other armies?

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Security Hops From Kings of CP (2) to Ice Warriors

SUB ZERO, Ice Warriors Empire – After achieving the glorious achievement of a ‘Biggest Noob’ nomination following outlandish claims of being one of the best UK Leaders ever and multiple army hopping offences, Security has now decided to hop to yet another army, this time, the Ice Warriors.

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Huge Achievement For CPA Central

KLONDIKE, CPA Central Headquarters – This year, CPA Central found out that 2017 will more than likely be our last year of supplying service to this great community following the shocking announcement that Club Penguin would be closing down in March of this same year. Just a month removed from that announcement, CPA Central has now accomplished one of our personal goals – We have officially trended on twitter.

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The Move To CPPS Paradox

KLONDIKE, CPA Central Headquarters – When the news of Club Penguin shutting down broke, the more sensible of the community began planning the end of days, while others turned to survival attempts, with the most common being that of Club Penguin Private Servers.

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Legends Cup VIII – End Of An Era: Preliminary Round Predictions

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CPA Central Armies Page

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KLONDIKE, CPA Central Headquarters – One of my many promises when I became Chief Executive Officer of CPA Central was to reform several pages such as the ‘Armies Page’ and the ‘Leaders Page’, I plan to make good of this promise, despite having only a fraction of the time I thought I’d have to accomplish this feat.

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[SATIRE] Nacho Army Colonizes Crossdressing Shops World Wide

FJORD, Nacho Army Empire – Upon a visit to the Nacho Army chat, CPA Central has uncovered a disturbing truth about a Nacho tradition going on among the troops in both Ownership and Moderator ranks. For the full story involving Crossdressing and Humiliation Kinks, feel free to read on for more!

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13YearOldN00b’s Final Departure From Armies

SUMMIT, DCP HQ – After leading the Doritos for months, 13YearOldN00b has decided to retire for good. How will this impact the Doritos? Read on to find out more.

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CPA Central: The Changing Nature And What It Meant For CP Armies

KLONDIKE, CPA Central HQ – It has been just under 8 years since Woton, creator of CPA Central, announced the launch of a new website. He stated that CPAC would strive to be factual, providing news and updating the community on anything that happens within CP Armies, but since then much has changed within both the structure of the website and armies themselves. In this post I will look into what CPA Central has actually meant to CP Armies, and the impact they had as a whole.

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Thugs To Become World Power?

Zipline – Thugs Capital, With the end of Club Penguin pushing in closer and closer we see the rise of the Legendary Thugs of CP, a once small and secluded army now matching strengths to the Top 3 armies. Is this a sign that the future may in fact be purple?

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