Thanks to an idea by Fort57 I have decided to start doing two different columns:
1. Life Tips With Shaboomboom &
2.Updates From a Memo Man
Tonight, for the grand opening, I’ll do both!
Warning: Paint Pictures Ahead
LIFE TIPS WITH SHABOOMBOOM: How To Pour Cereal
Welcome to the first installment of “Life Tips With Shaboomboom.” I’m your host, Phil Osophy, and tonight I will be showing all of your penguins how to pour cereal!
What You’ll Need:
-1 Box of Cereal
-1 Bowl that can hold cereal
Step 1: Open the box. If you can’t break the cardboard with your fingers a chainsaw is suggested
Step 2: Open the plastic bag. If you can’t break this I hope you have the chainsaw still handy, use it again
Step 3: Get that bowl ready, make sure it opens upwards
Step 4: Open your mouth in a surprised face
Step 5: Tilt the box at a 180 angle with the opening of the box touching your mouth
Step 6: Chew & Swallow
Step 7: Enjoy
And there you go! That’s how to pour cereal properly. If you’d like a video tutorial you can find it here:
Updates From a Memo Man
Welcome to the first installment of “Updates From a Memo Man”. I am your Memo Man, Phil Osophy.
8:00 a.m.: Realized I had lost my pants, went searching
8:30 a.m.: Gave up on pants and tried to eat breakfast. Chainsaw was outta gas so ate leftover Sweet & Sour Cat.
8:45 a.m.: Started hunt for pants again. Put out missing posters with a reward of a pair of socks.
9:30 a.m.: Realized that penguins don’t need pants and I never actually owned a pair of pants.
9:45 a.m.: Tried to put contacts in, put them in backwards.
10:00 a.m.: Started work delivering Memos. Most Memos about new TPS cover sheet.
12:00 p.m.: Ate at the pizza parlor. Ordered pepperoni but got sprinkles with chocolate sauce instead.
3:00 p.m.: Saved a baby owl from certain death.
5:00 p.m.: Tried to make dinner, burned the curtains.
5:30 p.m.: Stopped fire and cleaned up “dinner.”
6:00 p.m.: Tried to make toast, burned the toaster. Gave up and went to watch Ellen.
10:00 p.m.: Threw rocks at neighbor’s house and blamed on hooligans.
11:00 p.m.: Dressed up dog in people clothes and took video. Instant youtube hit.
12:00 a.m.: Went to bed.
Well, I hope you enjoyed both programs, comment any questions, opinions, suggests (life tips) or whatnot in the comment section below!