Welcome guys and gals to another weeks for dummies post and this one was picked by you the viewers by a landslide.
Many hormone loaded preteenage boys in this community I see, well if your looking for a post full of hot babes and boobies… You’ve come to the wrong place! Just go to UMA or Nachos if you want to see those kind of images linked everywhere. Here we are gonna talk about the reality of this all. What benefits does a female bring to an army, and how they do in fact, help.
Well many armies have found success on ownering at least one girl in their army. Who is talkative and all very kind to the troops. This attracts the kids who think these girls are the hottest they have ever talked to and join the army in wanting the boobies (Yes I would call that pretty desperate.) The females on chats also have a good attitude in most and less rage-maniacs like some people… Anyhow girl have boobs, and boy likes boobs, boy likes army since their is a pair of boobs in it. They will probably never see them or be fooled by a fake picture, but whatever since the army benefits.
Here’s a list of things women are good for in an army. In review.
- A great attitude towards whatever the army faces.
- Attraction to the more desperate crowd.
- STD’s… wait what.
- They are capable of doing the same stuff guys can do in armies too. (Forced to say this due to avoidance of women raging about their issues while I watch football.)
- Sandwiches… face it you saw this coming.
In all I suggest if your looking to make an army big, find a girl with pics she claims is her that has a big rack, get rejected, but get troops anyhow because she is hot to these kids and then find out shes a fake when she retires!
On a sexist note: Why are women even on the internet when they are supposed to be in the kitchen making food for us men who work hard throwing snowballs at different colored penguins all the time. They may be “free” and “independent” but jeez, wheres the Corona and the BLT that should be in my hands? Am I right?
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