BREEZE — The Army of Club Penguin considers it’s options as the surging Dark Warriors challenge them for their servers. AR’s history is attacked by several critics. The UMA has another coup.
Unofficial Continuation of Black Wars
After defeating the Army of the Republic in a short, quiet war, the Dark Warriors look to expand their horizons. The closest ally of the Republic, the ACP, are now the targets for the rising army. Because of the lack of news, I am unable to report on the current state of the war. However, ACP Owner Swimmerboy made a statement to his fellow soldiers, giving them a choice to end the war and rebuild or avenge the AR by fighting them in war. Former ACP Leader Flipper pointed out the flaws in the post, stating the war was declared by the Dark Warriors so therefore the ACP have no obligation to pull out of the war without surrendering. The current status of the Black Alliance is unknown, though many suspect this war may have been orchestrated for Water to defeat ACP via proxy. This is largely unconfirmed at the moment, but developments of the rumors are soon to come in. Both sides show no intent to end the war early, but the ACP is known to hang tough and surrender very rarely and the DW are forgiving to their enemies, offering them peace after a one-sided war. Meanwhile, the reborn Light Troops are coming back with a bang, giving the Golden Troops a good fight in a previous war and bashing of the AR in this recent war. Their involvement in the BA is highly unlikely considering Ioioluk’s disdain toward the dead alliance.
Army of the Republic’s History, Fake?
Recently, DW Leader xiunknown made a claim debunking the history about the Army of the Republic. He claimed the army was NOT in fact created in 2007, but rather as late as 2010. ACP Leader Kingfunks denies the claim, stating the AR did not reach respectable size until 2010. Because there is little proof of this, it is unknown if the AR are incorrect about their history or not, due to the defacing of their previous site and no viable evidence dating anywhere before 2010. The AR maintain their position on their date of creation, stating they were a small army for three years. However, several veterans from 2008 claim they did not hear of the AR until 2009 or 2010, either due to their nonexistance or small size, similar to how Abercrombie falsified Hollister’s history, claiming they were created in 1922 when it was really in 2000 . Whatever the truth is, Unk raised an interesting question with his claim.
Viva la Revolucion
After UMA’s latest rebellion, another has surfaced. This time, Red Soviet Mafia Dictator Daniel undertook it with assistance of a contact inside. As a result, the RSM, which is heavily based on 4chan and Steam, will merge with the UMA. Daniel has also stated his intentions to create a communist government in UMA. The action was taken following several attempts on the army’s life when the previous site was compromised. Communism was installed to “reduce corruption that is plaguing every other army today.” It is unknown what the new, communist UMA will do next, but Daniel seeks to return them to prominence.