Hello CPAC,

I’m making a rather large and bulbous (not really) post about 2.5 different topics. 2.5 because 2 of the topics are related. Without further ado, lets get started. 

Global Defenders Invade Outback

On Monday, February 27th, the Global Defenders invaded the SWAT Army in the most even battle of the recent war. The Global Defenders averaged 17 at the battle, while SWAT claims to have averaged 13. Take a look at some pictures.

The Global Defenders try an Ice Cream bomb with great sizes

As seen in this picture, the Global Defenders got fairly impressive sizes. Pungy1234, GD Leader, was very impressed saying, “This is easily the best event GD has ever had.” The Global Defenders celebrated their sizes with promotions later that day.

SWAT showed less out of the ordinary sizes, yet still good ones.

SWAT’s sizes were not quite as impressive as GD’s were, but their sizes were more consistent throughout the war. SWAT also celebrated the day with promotions, only 2 days after capturing Outback on Saturday, February 25th, in which GD showed off somewhat pathetic sizes, due to the absence of Pungy1234.

Interview with Spiderguy22

Pungy1234: How do you feel about yesterday’s event against the Global Defenders?

Spiderguy22: I actually felt angry and okay, since some troops were AFK, which armies obvious have, but to the point, I felt okay.

Pungy1234: Do you think that the event went your way, or do you believe it went better for the Global Defenders?

Spiderguy22: Personally [I think] the event went better with GD. I gotta admit because GD scheduled the invasion of Outback, SWAT did okay, maxing at least 13 on CP.

Pungy1234: Who do you think won the battle?

Spiderguy22: I think it was a tie.

Pungy1234: GD rejoiced in the results. Did SWAT do the same?

Spiderguy22: I guess so.

Pungy1234: How do you think the invasion’s results will affect SWAT, if at all?

Spiderguy22: It will because some troops sided with GD, which constantly made me angry.

Judging by the interview, Spiderguy22, SWAT Leader, seemed rather upset about the results of the event, but did think it was a tie. He also believes that GD did better in the event, but it was still a tie.

I do not have an interview with the Leader of the Global Defenders, because it seemed like a silly idea to interview myself.

What Do YOU Think?

Now I ask you, who won the battle of Outback? Was it the Global Defenders, or was it SWAT? Let us know in a comment and in a poll!

GD-SWAT War Over

The Global Defenders and SWAT recently signed a treaty between the two armies, proposed by SWAT and written by GD, to end the war. A copy of it may be seen below:

The Official Treaty of Outback

The Treaty to End the Second SWAT vs GD War

This treaty marks the end of the Second War between Special Weapons and Tactics and the Global Defenders. The terms of this treaty are as follows.

• SWAT will provide the Global Defenders with the servers Tuxedo, Cabin, and Avalanche. SWAT will relinquish all control and claims over these servers and will remove them from their server list. Tuxedo, Cabin, and Avalanche will no longer be part of the SWAT nation and SWAT will therefore have no responsibility or right over the servers.
• The server of Outback will be controlled 50% by SWAT and 50% by GD. Should the server be invaded, both armies MUST help defend the server, regardless of the attacker. Both armies have full right to the server but may not take the other portion from each other. Should one army feel the desire to grant some or all of their portion, they may do so, but the army who is not granting a portion of the server shall keep all of their portion.
• SWAT and the Global Defenders shall not verbally attack, invade, hack, threaten to hack, troll, or raid each other. Verbal attacks are considered anything that is offensive to the other army. Should the perpetrator of the verbal attack be fired from their army, the treaty will not be voided. This term is in place until February 27th, 2013.

Should either army violate any of these terms, the treaty will be voided and the violating army must relinquish half of their servers to the other army. The terms may be changed with the approval of all SWAT and GD leaders of the time of the changes.

Signed into law by the following delegates,

X_________Pungy1234, GD Leader

X_________Spiderguy22, SWAT Leader and GD Advisor

X_________Taylor455, SWAT Leader

X_________Shadowclub6, SWAT Main Advisor

X_________Ganger90, SWAT Leader

X_________Cul8rsl, SWAT Leader

X_________Negi123456, GD Leader

Light Troops Declare War on SWAT

GD Joins In

Recently, the Light Troops declared war on SWAT, scheduling the first invasion to on Outback, the server most recently disputed between SWAT and GD, the end resulting in a treaty. The Global Defenders were obligated to assist SWAT in their war, due to the recent treaty stating that, “Should the server [Outback] be invaded, both armies MUST help defend the server, regardless of the attacker.” Not wanting to break the treaty, GD decided to join the war.

Army Comparison

SWAT

SWAT is a fairly volatile army, supplied primarily by very loyal “noob” troops whom they find on Club Penguin itself. They get consistently good results at events and are led by Spiderguy22, Ganger90, and Cul8rsl, all of whom have contributed a great deal to the army. SWAT is often accused of being “nooby” and stubborn, but are a good army nonetheless.

SWAT gets good sizes in a training event

Global Defenders

The Global Defenders are a (more or less) consistent army who has gone through good times and bad, yet they still manage to live. Many of dubbed them the “army that never dies” due to this. They are currently led by Pungy1234 and Negi123456. They usually get at least decent sizes at events, but most recently have been getting better sizes.

GD gets good sizes at the Battle of Outback

Light Troops

The Light Troops are consistently major army getting great results without fail. They are currently led by Ioioluk, Roberto, and S Cargo (a former SWAT). They were recently rightly accused of bullying Spiderguy22, a current SWAT leader, and were suspended from CPAC by Kingfunks4. Nevertheless, the Light Troops are a formidable force to be reckoned with.

LT gets solid results at a training event

A Grudge Match

This war will definitely be a grudge match between Spiderguy22, Ioioluk, and  Roberto, as well as many other Light Troops individuals. Spiderguy22 is still affected by the bullying LT has put him through. Spi is hungry for revenge and will stop at nothing to defeat LT once and for all. Can he succeed? Only time will tell.

Who Will Win?

Who do YOU think will win? Let us know by commenting and voting in our poll!

Thanks for reading this looooong post.