From the mind of Shab comes another tale of bloodshed, genocide, and mutilation. Young children, you are warned.
PARTS 1, 2, & 3 ARE HERE. PLEASE READ THEM BEFORE THIS
Not sure how many of you remember when I decided to make a character called “Mr. Bear” and write about how he ate everyone. Well, I decided to try my skill at writing again and finally decided to write the Christmas edition I promised two years ago. I’ll assume most readers have no experience with it so I’ll start off at the beginning.
However, since I really got into it and was enjoying myself, I realized that it would be way too long so I split it up into a Part 4 and an Xmas special. That being said, there will also be a Part 5 (it won’t take 2 years last this one did) =D.
Trust me, its worth it. Read the entire story.
I will be re-writing the first 3 and posting them on here in the future. I know its not exactly “CP-Related” but from the comments I received many people found them entertaining. Since for many this is the first look at Mr. Bear, I’ll start off with an introduction.
PRE-NOTE: I’d like to thank the person that pre-read this story for me and helped me improve it. Lillie Rose, I dedicate the character “Mrs. Mongoose” to you.
Enjoy.
INTRO
Once upon a time a mysterious bear wandered onto ACP chat and decided that he liked the chat so he stayed there and made it his home. He then ate a few people, went to his cave, ate more people, and in the end decimated a few armies including the ACP, the IW, UMA, and the Nachos. Along the way he recruited a friend, a wolf named Mr. Wolf (Real original, I know). He was then thinking of going to the Retired Legends home in some secret hidden location.
To fill in a little bit of what happened after the Nacho World was decimated by Mr. Bear and Mr. Wolf, they split up and went in search of people who would know where the secret hidden retired legends base may be. However, they were fairly unsuccessful. Having only eaten a few people on their way they were very hungry and there wasn’t much to find on the ground since snow covered the lands (they were too good to “hibernate” like normal bears). We start off when they meet back up and are heading towards Mr. Bear’s cave. Its been about a year since the decimation of the Nacho, ACP, UMA, and IW worlds.
CHAPTER 0.5
Mr. Bear and Mr. Wolf were walking along when they were stopped by a mongoose, named Mrs. Mongoose. She began to hiss at them standing unafraid in front of the two destroyer of Worlds.

“I’ve heard of you two! You think you are so high and mighty for killing a dozen worlds, but that cannot hold a candle to my accomplishments! I have killed a king cobra, a deadly sea snake, and even wrestled with a giant anaconda. And here you are, trampling all over my territory! I can take you two phonies down! I challenge you to a-”
And that was the last thing she said before she was eaten by Mr. Bear before the two companions continued on their way.
CHAPTER 1
NOTE: Mr. Bear will now be referred to as MB and Mr. Wolf will now be referred to as MW.
MB and MW met up for the first time since their unfortunate depart a year ago to go in search of some answers. Neither had been able to find much. Every time they found a retired legend, the legend ran away and disappeared into thin air. Neither MB nor MW had been able to figure out where they went or how they disappeared so fast. They did however realize they kept seeing two suspiciously hooded figures together at most of their destinations, as if they had been following the two beasts.
However, at the moment that was the least of their concerns. They were starving after not invading a World since a year ago. After some talk amongst themselves they decided to take a trip to the RPF World which they had heard was a medium sized place. Along the way, they decided, they would visit MB’s old cave to see if anything was still there.
CHAPTER 2
Upon arriving at MB’s cave, the two suddenly noticed how quiet it was. While the trees had lost their leaves and the animals had mostly hibernated, there was usually still the sound of nature. At this moment not even that existed. Even more strange was the fact that MB’s cave had been closed off by a combination of rock and dirt. The only people who knew where this cave was had been eaten, or so MB and MW thought. There was the sudden sound of snow crunching as green and red and blue and orange soldiers jumped out of the trees to surround MB and MW.
MB and MW looked around, startled at how they missed all of these colorful soldiers hiding in the trees. They recognized the soldiers as part of UMA, ACP, IW, and Nachos and were stunned. How could they still exist? Their capital had been destroyed, their leaders eaten, their troops massacred. After a few seconds MB and MW got back to their senses and got into a defensive position, both sides waiting to see who would strike first.
“Hold your lines,” shouted one of the penguins, “let them strike first!”
‘What a foolish penguin he is’ thought MB, “foolish penguins they all are.” These twenty or so penguins believed themselves to be able to defeat two masters who had easily destroyed four Worlds. How could they even think they had a chance?
Lucky for them, this waiting game did not last long as one of the nervous soldiers suddenly attempted to strike MW. MW, a little out of practice, was slow to react and the soldier’s sword clipped one of his ears. Being merely but an annoyance, MW lightly swatted the side of the soldier’s head which incidentally hurled him into a tree, killing the soldier instantly.
Now alert, MB and MW made quick worth of the remaining soldiers, having smiles on their faces as they chopped and clawed and bit anything that got close enough until all of the penguins were lying dead around them. There was once more silence as MB and MW looked around to see if there would be more, confused at both where these penguins came from and why there were so few.
A deep voice shattered the silence, coming from one of two people standing atop the location of where MB’s cave previously existed. They were dressed in jet black armor covered in glowing symbols and designs. Long black cloaks covered their bodies from head to toe, hiding their faces completely. The shorter of the two with, red streaks of light flickering across his cloak stepped forward and began to speak.
“We heard of your many triumphs over the CP armies and have been watching you hunt for the location of the secret hidden retired legends home. I can promise you that while we stand, you will not be able to get inside of it, if you are even able to make it there. There were enough soldiers left from each world to repopulate it. However, they have barricaded themselves from this world until they are strong enough again. Hopefully we will not meet again.”
Once finished, he stepped back and together the two simply vanished. MB and MW looked at each other, smiled, and began to hatch a scheme that would defeat these two mysterious creatures and their supposed “barrication”. They would go to CPAC, the center of all of the Worlds. Once CPAC was taken over they would be able to reach any world, despite any barriers in place. They would be able to have an almost unlimited supply of food. But how to get there?
CHAPTER 3
MB and MW had thought about and they came up with a solution. Who was able to reach every World? That was easy, any of the legends could. But there was no way to get to the legends…….unless they could get to CPAC. CPAC would know where all of the legends could be found. But how to get there? They decided to put off this plan and go find a place to get some food.
After walking for a little bit they stumbled into a darkish gloomy place that had the name RPF World. At first the explosion and bullet sounds going on all around them scared MB and MW but they soon realized that while very realistic, it was completely fake. They walked along, waiting for troops to surround them at any minute or at least defend the city but to their surprise, no one did. Along the walk they encountered many penguin looking machines, robot penguins to be exact. These robots were doing everything but paying attention to MB and MW. They were running into walls, self-electrocuting themselves in puddles, pulling their own wires out, and even just skipping around in circles. Clearly defective and posing no threat, MB and MW continues farther into the city.
When they got to the center of the city they finally saw a sign of life. Two penguins were standing on the stairs to the House of Power. MB and MW stopped, wondering where all of the people went and what these two were doing standing there alone.
“You are lucky to have gotten this far,” spoke one of them, surprised that they had gotten past all of the explosions, bullets, and robot soldiers. ”However you have underestimated the power of the RPF. We have many soldiers ready on command. Here they come now.”
MB and MW watched as an army of robot soldiers came their way. At the head of the formation were two real penguins but otherwise, the rest were all robots. They wondered how this could be an army, where were all the people. And why was everything black and gray?
The army surrounded MB and MW and waited for permission to attack. “My name is Commando and this is my assistant Taytay. We will destroy you for the power of the RPF is great. You will not stand a chance. SOLDIERS, ATTACK!!”
The soldiers took a step forward and then……collapsed. All 500 of them simply fell down. The real penguins looked around, looked at MB and MW, and then took off running away as fast as they could.
“I told you they weren’t working. I told you that we should have just closed our borders. You always think you’re the smart one yet you here we are, an empty world with an army of defective robots. You just HAD to test those experiments on our citizens didn’t you?” muddled Taytay, shaking his head.
“Shut up fool, I’m never wrong. It was probably your fault,” claimed Commando. Tired of the fighting, MB and MW moved to attack the two.
“NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO,” shouted Commando as he ran to the corner and crawled up in a ball crying his eyes out, “PLEASE DON’T EAT MEEEEEEEEEEE.”
Unlike him Taytay stood merely keeled before MB and MW, waiting to either be eaten or spared. Being as hungry as they were MB and MW simply ate both of them and headed on their way, still hungry and clueless as to how they would get to CPAC World.
CHAPTER 4
So, not having been very successful at finding food, MB and MW traveled on. They easily invaded some of the smaller Worlds, such as DCP, ST, LT and were currently approaching the WW World. They stopped outside of it, thinking about why there had been so many colorful lights and decorated trees in each World they had visited. What was the occasion? They decided to find someone in the WW World and find out.
They crept into the World as quietly as they could, which wasn’t very quite considering they were a giant bear, a giant wolf, and wanted everywhere to boot. They looked around but were out of luck, no one was alone. They were all running around with red and green packages, putting up decorations, and preparing for some big event. Ready to give up they spotted a little penguin playing alone and so they went up to him.
For some reason this little penguin was green while everyone else in this world was orange. Curious as to why there was this lonely green penguin and suspicious that it might be a trap they slowly crept forward. It turned out that it wouldn’t have mattered how loud they were, the little penguin merely looked at them, smiled, and waved at them as he continued to each some paste like material. MB and MW continued until they were standing right in front of the little penguin, towering over him and expecting him to run away at any moment. Instead the penguin just continued to smile at them, unaware of the danger he was in.
“HI,” he said,”My name is Foxapp. My parents told me to stay here cause they were busy, Santa’s almost here.”
That solved that question, this penguin must have been the offspring of the deceased penguins Foxtails and Jcapp, both who had perished in the decimation of the ACP World. However there was now a new question to be answered, who was this Santa figure and what made him to important. The little penguin saw the puzzled looks on their face and began talking again.
“Do you not know who Santa is? Well I’ll tell you. Hes…..” and thus MB and MW learned the tale of Santa Clause.
CHAPTER 5
Santa Clause, a guy who could access almost every World, much less reach every world in a single day. This would be how MB and MW would reach CPAC. And once they reached CPAC, no place would be out of their reach. They were so excited with this realization that they completely forgot to consume the WW World and instead decided to go back to MB’s cave to set up the trap.
In the few days before Christmas Eve MB and MW dug out the cave and somehow managed to find a fireplace complete with a stocking already on. Apparently it was just “lying around” in the middle of the forest, probably due to the writer’s laziness at coming up with a better explanation.
So MB and MW were all set. All they had to do was wait for Santa to come give them presents and they’d capture him. Would it really be that easy?
TO BE CONTINUED (In Mr. Bear: Xmas Special)…
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Hope you enjoyed it. Stay tuned, the next Mr. Bear will come out soon.
“RAWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRR”







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And then the Purple Republic came in and began calling MB and MW peasants until the remains of the penguin world joined MB and MW to destroy PR. Then, the Pink Alliance came in and killed MB and MW. The end.
Fawk
Now we need Kenneth to make Mr. Pedo Bear.
Lol shab u got to add something about purple republic xD
I actually like this story, lol. I lol’d the hardest at Foxapp
No one cares to know about an old ACP story here…
Y U NO INCLUDE THINGS THAT ARENT RELATED TO ACP LIKE GORDY IN UR POSTS
Shab: Don’t worry, when MB gets to CPAC I’ll include your name =D
IN UR STORY ehehe
make MB and MW choke on some tomatoes
No
I think it lacks Godbunnys.
Y U NAO ADD IN GODBUNNYS?
Omg, nice shab! Can’t wait for the Xmas speacial *shifty*
LMAOOOO DIS STORY SO FUNNY
There have been sightings of Mr. Bear on ACP chat at 11:40 PM EST every night